Britany B

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Britany is currently lost in Houston, but not worried because she brought plenty of snacks. An avid traveler with a wild, squishy heart--she birthed one baby in New Orleans, the other, in Amsterdam. She recently bought a dog, named him Dragon, and brags to strangers about it. In a former life, she owned a wedding planning business; misses the free cake, the most. When she isn’t avoiding cooking AT ALL COSTS, she is trying to squeeze out some good words, hoping to make a living by using her imagination and pen to scare children (the next great kidlit series, they say). She prefers her drinks dirty. Is anxious. Kind of wishes it was Halloween. And will likely hug you a beat too long and make it weird.
The Things We Give :: Pretzel-colored Eyes and the Night Sky | Houston Moms Blog

The Things We Give :: Pretzel-colored Eyes and the Night Sky

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“Mama, what color are your eyes?” It seems obvious. But I'll play along.  If I had to say a specific color, I’d say it’s a toss up between “puppy poop” brown and “the crunchiest part of...
On Cheer:: Anxiety and the Holidays {We're Gonna Need Stronger Nog} | Houston Moms Blog

On Cheer :: Anxiety and the Holidays {We’re Gonna Need Stronger Nog}

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Dolly's voice normally signifies the beginning of my holiday season. The Chipmunks, though not as reliable, often have the same affect.  I'm a sentimental fool. Christmas just exacerbates that. I'm the chick that ugly cries during...

Hindsight :: The Importance of Scattered Legos and Coffee Dates

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I am a horrible mother. We were five minutes late for morning circle time. Again. His teachers, disappointed, but not shocked. I gave them my most remorseful look {it's all in the eyebrows} and rotated...
On Dreaming :: Bright Lights and Chasing Big Things | Houston Moms Blog

On Dreaming :: Bright Lights and Chasing Big Things

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I married a rockstar. Hair, natural and long, the reason for some of his best tips. He had a rendition of Rocketman that would break your heart. Easy on the eyeballs, too.  He played at local...
Adventures in Breastfeeding :: Stories for the Brave | Houston Moms Blog

Adventures in Breastfeeding :: Stories for the Brave

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Not a lot of things come naturally to me as a mother. But to be fair, I was never really good at puzzles.  I’m great at other things, {perfecting the olive juice to Vermouth ratio...
We're Gonna Need Bigger Hats :: Making Houston Home | Houston Moms Blog

We’re Gonna Need Bigger Hats :: Making Houston Home

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My walls are bare, I never unpacked the good dishes, and I still don’t know my neighbor’s name. {Their dog's name is Buddy; I'm not a complete jerk.} We've been living in Houston for almost two...
Take Me To Church :: Seeking Faith, Lying About Unicorns, and Other Things I'm Guilty Of | Houston Moms Blog

Take Me To Church :: Seeking Faith, Lying About Unicorns, and Other Things I’m...

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First of all, I love Jesus. Let’s make that clear. I’ll even say it louder so my mama can hear.  BIG FAN OF JESUS, MA. Secondly, I haven’t attended church since my children were born. And...

The Postpartum Anxiety Club :: All are Welcome. I’ll Bring the Snacks.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqKtKQYtqVE&feature=youtu.be It’s almost midnight and I can’t sleep.  Which is odd, because my pillow is lumpy in the right places, my sheets are off-brand silky, and my down comforter is somewhat clean {kids, eh?}. The only...
Hovering :: Confessions of a Reluctant Helicopter Mom | Houston Moms Blog

Hovering :: Confessions of a Reluctant Helicopter Mom

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I don’t see them, but I can feel their eyes rolling as I run by, arms up, desperately trying to catch my son before he plummets straight into the playground's abyss--where forgotten legos and puffs...
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